Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear Ornament Since her birth in 1947

Since her birth in 1947

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Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear Ornament Since her birth in 1947By Carl Hiaasen Illustrated by Roz Chast This is Oh, the Places You'll Never Go the ultimate hilarious, cynical, but absolutely realistic view of a college graduate's future. And what he or she can or can't do about it. "This commencement address will never be given, because graduation speakers are supposed to offer encouragement and inspiration. That's not what you need. You need a warning." So begins Carl Hiaasen's attempt to prepare young men and