CursiveCraft 2026 Sweary Calendar 90s 3 speeds and 6 patterns

3 speeds and 6 patterns available

10 vibration modes

or a blackout brunch

in candle form

Each pair is hand-assembled in our Dannevirke studio and finished with hypoallergenic stainless-steel hooks for comfy all-day wear

CursiveCraft 2026 Sweary Calendar 90s 3 speeds and 6 patternsBack for its third glorious year, the CursiveCraft Sweary Calendar is here to help you count down the chaos of 2026, one profanity at a time Details: Features official New Zealand holidays Printed locally and professionally in Palmerston North High quality 190gsm recycled paper, with a 300gsm cover & back for extra sturdiness Wire bound along the long edge and drilled for hanging A4 when closed, opens up to 30cm wide x 60cm tall Proudly designed in